Friday Challenge — Caption Contest

Friday Challenge -- Caption Contest
Trolls debating the best way to cook dwarves… OR using Jedi mind-tricks on the American public?

Friday Challenge: Caption Contest!

Towering intellect, unassailable convictions, unimpeachable policies, unequaled integrity, unmatched service, upholding civilization’s banner, vanishing evil and vanquishing injustice — America, behold your leaders!

Today’s Friday challenge: Submit captions for our SFL photo! An honorary mention for all submissions with an IFB slant…

May all your politicians reek with evangelical sincerity!

Rules of Play!

Submissions may address either of these illustrious figures, or both of them.

You may address their differing insights on some civic issue[s].

You may suggest what they’re thinking/saying about each other.

You may put words in their mouths and make them say whatever you want. They’re politicians. They understand that game …

If this is no fun, invent your own rule[s] and offer your captions accordingly!

In short, you MUST have fun! After all … this is politics.

Who really believes anything they say anyway!

‘America — The BEST politicians money can buy!’
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No post yesterday. Hopefully, somebody noticed! The keyboard I was using died. Anyway, I was able to acquire another. While still strange to me, this one moves the magic cursor across the pixel screen without complaint.

Blessings!

6 thoughts on “Friday Challenge — Caption Contest”

  1. My first first! I would like a polka-dot butt cushion. Polka-dots make me smile.
    It looks to me like Trump is trying to sing. The first thing that comes to mind is that he is singing the “ooh-ooh-OOH-ooh” part of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” while Hilary chimes in with the “aweem-aweh” (or whatever it is) part.

  2. Trump: “so let me get this straight, you didn’t use your state email but you used your own personal email. Got it, then how the hell did you ever see classified info? Did your staff go over them and carefully take out the classified info and then forward it to you?”

    Clinton: “this is a right wing conspiracy, I have only done good, that’s all I do. I’m a good person and even asking that question is sexist. You’re sexist and you hate women.”

  3. Trump: After I have deported all the undocumented immigrants, I will be setting up resettlement camps for all Bernie Sanders supporters on Mars.
    Hillary: Why, the Trumpster and I finally agree on what to do with Bernie and his kind!

  4. Trump: “The King James Bible is really great. It’s really great. And you know why it’s really great? Because we had a great team and they did a great job. They did a great job. They made a great big Bible, not one of those tiny sissy Bibles. And you know why? Because we’re winners. And we’re gonna keep making big Bibles. We’re going to make the Bible great again? Amiright?”

  5. Hillary: “I wear pantsuits to protect my Christian brothers from lustful thoughts. The pearls just level up my purity factor. They’re also great for clutching when I’m crying about fake sexism.”

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